Sunday 18 October 2009

Tits Up?????????

Hypnotist claims to boost bust size

A stage hypnotist claims he can help women increase the size and firmness of their breasts through mind power alone.

David Knight claims women can enlarge their bust by up to two cup sizes by undergoing hypnosis, reports The Sun.

The entertainer says that by listening to his CD set, customers can experience significant changes in size within 12 weeks.

Mr Knight, from Northallerton, North Yorkshire, claims an 85% success rate based on customer feedback.

He is so confident of the technique that he offers a money-back guarantee.

He said: "Every lady's breasts have been grown by the mind. The mind grows it, so the mind can enhance it. Fact."

However, his business was highlighted in a BBC programme examining how easy it is register as an "accredited" hypnotherapist without qualifications.

The episode of Inside Out featured presenter Chris Jackson registering his cat, George, as a hypnotist with several seemingly professional industry organisations.

Mr Knight complained: "They could've tried it before saying it categorically didn't work."

1 comment:

Brian the old man said...

Oh yea, I believe this. LOL