Tuesday, 30 June 2009

The Diego’s Are At It Again

Surprise….Surprise…..The Spaniards are at it again…..At what?….Snatching land back from people who have done nothing illegal but now have because the Socialist Government keep moving the goal posts……This time the actor Antonio Banderas and his wife the actress Melanie Griffith are on the receiving end of a vindictive Spanish Left……After buying a £5 million mansion on the coast near Marbella………..

Over 14,000 square feet of land belonging to the couple will be seized to allow public access to the beach. The confiscated strip lies adjacent to the 40 ft swimming pool at the villa, named La Gaviota is to be seized to make a public access to the beach….Last year he was ordered to demolish part of the six-bedroom property because it was built with a licence issued to the previous owner that should not have been granted. The actor appealed that ruling and a decision is pending.

Thousand of homeowners, including many Britons, risk losing their property in the region after finding themselves the victim of corrupt town hall officials who issued planning permission to builders after illegally reclassifying land.

The Hollywood couple, who bought their home from a previous owner who had all the relevant legal documents, seem to be locked into a constant battle with Government Officials like many other property owning non-Spanish are…..The Spanish authorities have vowed to revoke building licences issued on green belt land in an attempt to rectify overbuilding across 500 miles of Spain's coastline……So the Diego’s are back to their old profession of land grabbing, look what they did in South America, and piracy…..Send the gunboats in to sort them out…..Where’s “Hornblower” and “Sharpe” when you need them!!!!!

Monday, 29 June 2009

You’ve Got To Laugh

Daddy is mowing the lawn when his young son comes
running out of the house calling to him.
“Daddy, daddy, what’s sex?” asks the boy.
For a moment dad is dumbstruck but then decides that if his
son has asked the question, then he must do his best to
answer it. For the next few minutes dad talks about the birds
and the bees, then human relationships, love, the sex act,
having babies – in fact he does a pretty good job of covering
every aspect. Eventually he comes to a stop when he sees how
oddly his son is looking at him.
“Why did you want to know?” he asks.
“Well, Mummy said to come out and tell you that dinner
would be ready in two secs.”
★ ★ ★
Man to son:
Endeavour to marry a girl with small hands, it’ll make your
penis look bigger.
★ ★ ★
“Mummy, mummy, I’ve discovered how babies are made.
I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night.”

“No, that’s not right,” replied mummy, “that’s how I get my
expensive jewellery.”

Sunday, 28 June 2009


Fresh Apple Cake

4 c. diced apples (don’t dice too fine)
2 c. sugar
1/2 c. oil
1 c. nuts
2 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla
2 c. flour
2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
Mix apples and sugar together. Mix in all other ingredients. Put in 9x13 inch greased pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 40-60 minutes or until cake shrinks from edge of pan.


Carrot Cake

3 c. sifted flour
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. baking soda
2 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. salt
2 c. sugar
1 1/4 c. oil
1 tsp. vanilla
4 eggs
3 c. raw carrots, grated fine
1 c. raisins (opt.)
1/2 c. walnuts (opt.)
Beat sugar, oil, and vanilla together. Thoroughly beat in eggs one at a time. Add dry ingredients, alternately with carrots. Put in 13x9x2- in. baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees about 40 minutes.
1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese, softened
2 tbsp. light corn syrup
2 1/4 c. powdered sugar
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. nuts, chopped (opt.)
Blend frosting ingredients and frost cake. That’s it!


Sour Cream Coffee Cake

1 c. sour cream
2 eggs
1 1/2 c. flour
1 c. sugar
2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. salt
Powdered sugar
Combine sour cream and eggs and beat well. Sift dry ingredients together, then add to egg mixture and stir lightly. Spread in lightly greased 8x8-in. pan. Bake in 350 degree oven for 25 minutes. Sprinkle with
powdered sugar while hot.

Thursday, 25 June 2009

Auntie Beeb Wobbles!

Well the BBC, as usual, has cowered in the corner over public opinion and responded to the largest piece of audience research ever undertaken by the BBC……..PHEW……THEY ASKED 2700. AGED FROM ELEVEN YEARS UPWARDS ……..and is now planning an about-turn in several areas of editorial policy. The 9pm watershed will no longer be regarded as a cut-off point after which audiences can be subjected to swearing and sexual content…….The BBC Trust said it had asked Mark Thompson, the directorgeneral, to consider broadcasting the most offensive language between 9pm and 10pm only in “exceptional” circumstances…..Strong language may also be “bleeped out” regardless of whether or not the show is broadcast after 9pm. Programmes will be obliged to carry warnings of potentially offensive content at all times of the day……But this is already happening…..A lot of the comedy repeats during the day already have words extinguished but when they were originally shown they were not censured!!!!….This action stinks of hypocrisy and it gets worse …..

The BBC will not disclose how much bosses spent entertaining its best-paid stars when executives' expenses claims are published, it has emerged.

The details of the expenses claimed by senior staff are to be made public for the first time as early as today, amid growing concern about possible misuse of licence fee-payers' money……But information about the sums spent on hospitality for its most high-profile presenters and actors will be censored, sparking allegations of a partial cover-up.

Some BBC executives claimed as much as £1,000 a month for lunches, hotel stays and theatre trips in addition to their salaries…But the corporation claims the Freedom of Information Act allows expenses related to "journalism, art or literature" to be kept secret…….SURPRISE…….SURPRISE……This is an organisation which is funded by the British Public but is run in such a “cloak & dagger” way as to be laughable……As with a lot of Public funded organizations in Britain…..The people that pay the funding have little control on where that money goes!!!!!….COME THE REVOLUTION

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Another Larf’


The wife’s mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out
how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the
waiting room, she spotted her son-in-law. Unbeknown to her,
he was listening to the cricket on his IPod.
“How’s it going?” she asked anxiously.
“Not bad,” he smiled, “they’ve got four out and there’s only
one to go.”
“Aaah,” she screamed, and fainted.
★ ★ ★
The 50-year-old woman phoned up her 60-year-old husband.
“Darling, it’s a miracle, the doctor says I’m pregnant, isn’t
that wonderful? You’re going to be a father.”
“That’s great” replied the husband. “By the way, who is
★ ★ ★
Johnnie asked for time off because his wife was going to have
a baby. The following day, his boss asked him what it was – a
boy or a girl.
“Too early to say,” said Johnny.” “it’ll be another 9 months
before we know the answer to that.”

Monday, 22 June 2009

The RBS are at it again!!

WELL……WHAT A SURPRISE……The RBS are at it again….Oh what short memorys the bank chiefs must think the British public have……First we have the crazy situation where the bank is spending £300,000 on corporate entertaining at Wimbledon!!!!!!….

Customers of RBS, which is now more than 70 per cent owned by the government, will enjoy fine dining and champagne courtesy of the bank as they watch the tennis championships
at the All England Club….In 2008 it recorded the biggest corporate loss in British history and made thousands redundant….but hey….What the hell an email leaked to the Daily Mail describes the bank's booking of an "entertainment suite" for more than 42 guests for each of the tournament's 13 days, at a cost of at least £19,500 a day and in addition, the bank will pay up to £100 for each Centre Court seat and £75 a head for lunch….A spokesperson said…

"We have cut our hospitality by 90 per cent this year to recognise the reality of our situation. The cost of the Wimbledon event is already sunk in and contracted.”…..YEH RIGHT….Just where should I stick that bowl of strawberries!!!

The second bit of bare-faced cheek that’s just been revealed is…..

Royal Bank of Scotland's plan to pay chief executive Stephen Hester almost £10m…..This has been met
with anger by unions, who accused the state-owned bank of turning its back on the thousands of
staff who are losing their jobs…..This package, which has been agreed to by UK Financial Investments – which controls the taxpayers's 70pc stake along with the bank's other top-20 shareholders….Who no doubt all belong to the same clubs and watering holes. The package evidently consists of close to £6.4m of long-term share and stock option awards, as well as £1.2m in salary and an estimated £2m of annual non-cash bonus payments……The package is broadly in line with executive remuneration at some other UK banks. HSBC chief Michael Geoghegan's total package includes £7.5m in long-term awards on top of a £1.1m salary. However, Eric Daniels, chief executive of Lloyds Banking Group – which like RBS is part-nationalised – earns a basic of £1m and has a long-term incentive plan of no more than £2m…..My heart reaches out for him…..These buggers never learn and it was only to be expected that it would be business as usual in the financial institutions of Britain with just a game of musical chairs to keep the British public confused and “happy”……COME THE REVOLUTION!!!!!

Sunday, 21 June 2009

The Expense’s Saga

Thanks to the Daily Telegraph and the “whistleblower”, who should be put forward for a knighthood, the revelations about British MP’s expenses has been going on now for well over a month with no signs of abating.

Last week we got the log awaited official release of MP’s expense’s claims….Which only really consisted of a mass of black ink…This was really the last straw for reporters and the British electorate….How the MP’s thought that they would be able to “walk away” from all this beggars belief…..Here are some of the “petty claims” the buggers put in……Don’t forget that Ministers are earning £161,000 and ordinary MP’s are earning £64,000 without expenses……Yet have got the bloody barefaced cheek to claim for:

50p carrier bag from Ikea, 75p for two scotch eggs and £1.79 for five mini pork pies, £2.50 for a Kit Kat from the minibar of the Sherlock Holmes Hotel, £1.31 for a jar of jellied eels, £3 93 for eight sachets of mulled wine, £4.47 for pet food, £14.99 for a shoebox, £255 for 17 silk cushions, 39p for a single paper clip, £7.99 on a book called "Reasons to be Cheerful", 38p Muller Crunch Corner yogurt and £1.06 for a pizza from Asda

…….and so the list goes on and on, and on, and on.

How the buggers thought that they had the right to claim and get away with all these frivolous expense claim beggars belief but also….which is more important…..THE CONTEMPT WITH WHICH THEY THOUGHT OF THE ELECTORATE.

Friday, 19 June 2009

MP’s Expenses “Revealed”??


WELL………WELL……..WELL…..The long awaited day finally arrived and the official publication revealing  British MP’s expenses was published!!!!….Well not really….Most of the publication was covered in black ink blanking out the relevant details that have been published in the “Daily Telegraph” for the past three weeks…..The “Mole” that sent the relevant cd should be put forward for a knighthood…for without his help the public would have been none the wiser to the scams the MP’s were getting up to and the one’s that have been shamed into paying money back certainly would not have done.

Party leaders struggled to explain the decision to publish heavily blacked-out versions of MPs’ claims as public anger mounted…..The parliamentary expenses files do not expose MPs who have “flipped” their designated second homes and many of the most controversial claims have been completely blacked out in the documents.

Details that would have allowed the public to identify interest claimed on so-called “phantom mortgages” — such as in the case of Elliot Morley, the former environment minister — or MPs who were able to avoid paying capital gains tax on
the sale of properties — such as Kitty Ussher, the Treasury minister forced to resign — were also excluded.

Controversial claims by Tory MPs for the cleaning of a moat and the purchase of a floating duck island were also omitted.

The decision to publish the information in this way — following weeks of disclosures about questionable claims in The Telegraph — provoked widespread surprise and anger. The full scale of the censorship of the expense claims made by senior MPs, including the Cabinet, can be disclosed in Friday’s Daily Telegraph which publishes the details excluded from yesterday’s release.

MPs had originally argued that their addresses be excluded for security reasons, but vast additional amounts of detail of their
claims have ended up being censored.
Hundreds of pages of claims have been removed altogether before the expense files were published.

No wonder the scheming bunch of reprobates fought so long and hard to stop or curtail publication……..

COME THE REVOLUTION……All this might stop!

Thursday, 18 June 2009

The Lighter Side!!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"


As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! Excuse me, what were you thinkin'?


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

“Le Gnat” Does It Again!

Le Gnat manages to stick his nose, where it’s not wanted, again.

The President reportedly signed an order to remove Jacques Laisné, the prefect of the Var region…. who has been given no new posting….. after he failed to end a long-running dispute in Cap Nègre, Lavandou, an exclusive Mediterranean coastal area.

This all came about because Sarkozy’s in-laws, the Bruni-Tedeschis, have been locked in a
dispute with locals on the Riviera since 2003 over removing individual septic tanks in favour of the costly, but less smelly alternative: a centralised, communal sewerage system.

In august of last year, Le Gnat, caused a sensation by turning up….uninvited…..to a local meeting about the “shit" removal” issue with his mother in-law Marisa Bruni…….The 58 owners that attend were treated to a statement by Sarkozy that the Government would pay for the expensive new installation of the “shit removal” scheme because the owners said the scheme was too expensive and they would not pay!

The Prefect attended a second meeting at the Bruni-Tedeschi chateau and the deal seemed to be going through on the “nod & wink” principal but with the approach of this years summer vacations looming and still no work being started on the scheme because the Prefect wants to keep the present system and seems to have changed his mind concerning the whole idea in favour of the owners and in stark contrast to Le Gnat’s orders…..He’s been given his marching orders.

This seems to be a repeat of last September….when the former security chief of the island of Corsica was sacked after he failed to prevent nationalists peacefully occupying the holiday villa of Christian Clavier, an actor friend of the President……Then again in January……The top state representative and a police chief were removed from the Manche region after protesters disrupted the President's visit to the area………There has been numerous other occasions when Le Gnat has clearly over stepped the mark and like many opposition figures have said……” Mr Sarkozy seems to be ruling France like a monarch from another age"…….I wonder what “age” that could be??????

Monday, 15 June 2009

THE EU….What’s all that about then?



Never trust …..an organization that has changed it's name at least three times.......First it was "pitched" to the English, by the "Fat Sailor" (who was also a failed politician) as "The Common Market"....

This, according to the lying sod, was only an organization that had trade between it's members as the sole reason for being founded in the first place and would be beneficial to everybody in Britain to join.....You lying sod....The only people who benefitted from it were the heads of large companies and French farmers!!!!!!.....It was founded by Germany ( who thought it would be an easy way, easier then invading, to throw their weight around) and France ( who thought it would be a nice easy way to get extra income and try and push France as a ruling nation to the rest of the World.).......Then of course some sodding British MP's had the idea to join to get a share of the European taxpayers money that was swilling around at the time and for the kudos of having us join!!!!....Well....Surprise...Bloody Surprise.....The French, under Charles de Gaulle, (Britain was OK during the war for him to run off and hide in whilst the Germans were "giving it" to his fellow countrymen but when we liberated the place the big-nosed bugger didn't want to know us!!!!) told us to sod off.......Why the hell the glorious buggers didn't take the hint there and then, God only knows .....But of course we joined......

Then it became the EEC and more countries joined......Which in turn meant more money coming into the coffers....Which in turn meant that more, unelected faceless autocrats, could dip their snouts in the "Gravy Train".....

Then it became the EU and more countries, which have no association with Europe at all, joined or get an invite to join.....The whole stinking place has become a receptacle for washed up MP's from all member states......They become unelected "Commissioners" and start to collect telephone book numbers in the way of salaries and expenses....The buggers didn't know what the hell they were doing in their own countries so why the hell should they know what they are doing in the EU.....What organisation has no-one to police it but itself and has the cheek to tell it's member states how to run their countries…..UNBELIEVEABLE

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Just a laugh

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped. "Except what?" asked the businessman. "Nothing, nothing," said the old man. "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman. "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said. "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. The businessman said, "I'll take it!" The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"


A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."


One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy asks the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

Saturday, 13 June 2009

“Lord” Mandelson (The Prince of Darkness)

WELL………WELL…..The “Prince of Darkness” is at it again…..The unelected member of the British Government is on his favourite hobbyhorse the EU and the euro!!!!!

He has kicked off controversy again over British membership of the euro after it emerged that Business Secretary Lord Mandelson said it was "obviously" still an objective of the

Conservatives said it was "deeply disturbing" that Lord Mandelson should raise the issue at this point.
They claimed that Britain would have suffered more in the recession if it had not had the freedom to lower its own interest rate.

But Lord Mandelson insisted that the European single currency had been "a great success" during the downturn.
"It is perfectly clear that the euro has been a great success in anchoring its eurozone members during this financial crisis," he said, in remarks following a speech in Berlin.

When he was asked if the British Government would consider joining the euro, Lord Mandelson replied: "Does it remain an important
objective for Britain to find itself in the same currency as that single market in which it interacts? Obviously yes.
"That has to be a decision taken on the right terms, in the right circumstances and conditions, and therefore at a future time than we have now."
One of his lacky’s said that he was restating the long-standing Government policy that it would be
beneficial for Britain to join the euro in the long term, but only when the conditions were right, and had made clear that the time was not right now.

The shadow foreign secretary William Hague said: "It is deeply disturbing that the man who now makes most of the Government's policies has declared that Britain should join the euro.
"The fact is that if we had scrapped the pound, interest rates would have been lower in the boom and would now be higher. Under the euro, Gordon Brown's boom and bust would have been even deeper. Lord Mandelson's failure to learn this obvious lesson shows how bereft Labour are of fresh thinking."

Perhaps Mandelson should take a trip into France and ask the man in the street what he thinks about France giving up the franc…..Once he had picked himself up and brushed himself down he would hear that the common complaint in France is that the prices in the shops have gone through the roof since the introduction of the euro….but…….why should he care…..He’ll be cushioned against the economy when he retires and starts to collect his numerous pensions he’s accumulated from all the “jobs” he’s bluffed his way into!!!!!

Friday, 12 June 2009


WELL........WELL...... A country that that created an "education" environment where teachers aren't allowed to chastise pupils and teachers are called by their first names gets the society it deserves!!!

A dog walker was out the other night and witnessed three hooded youths stamping a new born deer to death.

Keith Arthurs was walking his dog in Upton Country Park, near Poole, when he saw three teenage boys wearing hoods attack the fawn on Wednesday night. He did not intervene in case they turned on him......I would have kicked the shit out of them......The RSPCA collected the body and took it to Lynwood Vets in Wareham.

Police are appealing for the public's help in finding the boys. Mr Arthurs said: "I was disgusted and horrified."

He added: "One of them hit the fawn across his head.

"Then they dropped it on the floor and they all took turns stamping on it.

"It [went] on for a few minutes."

The police will, find these morons because they (the morons) will not have the intelligence to keep quiet about the incident and will boast to their friends.....But....What will happen to them if caught.....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.......Britain gets the society it deserves.....This post does not warrant a picture!!!!!!

Thursday, 11 June 2009

France & The Internet

WELL...........WELL.........WELL........Will "Le Gnat" never learn or is the "Songbird" he wakes up to most morning egging him on.......France’s top constitutional court has watered down a law backed by President Nicolas Sarkozy that was aimed at punishing Internet pirates.

Last month the ruling majority agreed to set up an authority to track illegal downloaders, giving it the power to cut off access for repeat offenders. But the law, known as Hadopi, has always had its detractors, particularly among the arts-loving Socialist opposition.

“The decision is clear – the heart of the bill has been canceled. And there is still the problem of funding for the arts which has not been addressed.” said the Socialist President in the Lower House, Jean-Marc Ayrault.

The Constitutional Court has ruled that the body should only be allowed to issue warnings and any decision to cut off access must be taken by a judge. A defiant Culture Minister Christine Albanel insisted the law would be still passed before the summer.

Opponents say access to the Internet should be a fundamental right – and feared intrusive monitoring of online activities.

However, the music industry, which wants a crackdown on illegal downloading of copyrighted work, has welcomed France’s efforts.........No surprize there then!!!!!!

Bake Up A Storm!

Blueberry Coffeecake

2 c. blueberries
1 tsp. baking soda
1 c. sugar
2 c. flour
3 eggs, slightly beaten
1 c. sour cream
1 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs, baking powder, salt, and baking soda. Stir in flour and sour cream. Add blueberries. Pour into a greased 8x8-inch baking dish.
1 c. brown sugar
1/4 c. butter
1/4 c. flour
Cream brown sugar and butter. Add flour. Mixture will be lumpy. Sprinkle on top of cake and bake for 30minutes.


Sprite Pound Cake

3 c. sugar
3 sticks margarine or butter
6 eggs
3 c. flour
3/4 c. Sprite
3 tsp. lemon flavoring

Cream sugar and margarine until smooth. Add 1 egg at a time and beat. Add flour and stir. Combine Sprite and lemon flavoring and mix into batter until smooth. Bake at 325 degrees in loaf pan for 1 hour.


Chocolate Pound Cake

2 sticks margarine
2 c. sugar
3 c. flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 c. cocoa
1 c. milk
5 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla

Cream margarine and sugar. Sift dry ingredients and add alternately with milk. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well. Add vanilla. Bake in a well greased and floured loaf pan for 75 minutes at 325 degrees.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

EU Elections

WELL......It's all over but for the "shouting".....With another low voting turnout which was due to aA volatile mix of apathy, anger and economic uncertainty translated into gains for extreme-right parties in European parliamentary elections, including the first seats won by the all-white British National Party. This is the party, which does not accept nonwhite members and calls for the "voluntary repatriation" of immigrants, won two of Britain's 72 seats in the European Parliament, gaining ground in economically battered areas that once were strongholds of the left-wing Labour Party.

As voters deserted left-wing parties in droves, center-right parties were the biggest winners in the scamble for the 736-seats in the EU legislature and conservative nationalist parties made gains, as well.

Right-leaning governments came out ahead in Germany, France, Italy and Belgium, while conservative opposition parties won in Britain, Spain and Bulgaria. The parties praised the results as a continent-wide vote against governments' stimulus spending and corporate bailouts.

The British National Party's seats ....... its first at a national or international level ....... are a breakthrough for the party and its Cambridge University-educated leader Nick Griffin, who once called the Holocaust a hoax.

"There is a huge amount of racism in this country," Griffin said Monday. "Overwhelmingly it is directed against the indigenous British majority, which is one reason we have done so well in these elections."

Under the present leadership, the BNP has changed its image. Members have replaced Doc Marten boots and skinhead haircuts with business suits in an attempt to lose the party's thuggish image, and the party has played down its traditional hostility toward Jews. Still, it openly opposes immigration and what it calls the "Islamification" of Britain.

The BNP took about 6.2 percent of the vote, up from 5 percent in 2004, but its biggest gains were in traditional strongholds of the governing Labour Party of Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Labour saw its share of the vote collapse to less than 16 percent, its worst national electoral performance in almost a century.......but........Let's not forget....... That no matter how the British press and mainstream politicians hate the BNP...... the two new MEP's were elected by a democratic process and someone must have voted for a party which is not illegal in Britain where democratic values are suppose to flourish.......YEH RIGHT.....You have the freedom to vote as long as you don't vote for something we don't like......SOUNDS FAMILIER????????

Monday, 8 June 2009

EBAY....Don't You Just Love Them!

EBAY.......What an overinflated company it has become...After being a member for over ten years, I find it's attitude towards sellers incomprehensible......First we all had to put up with the childish "feedback" system...I fucking mean....Can you see Sears or M&S putting stickers on their window when a customer remarks about the service they get.....LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.....Now, as a seller, you are not allowed to leave any negative feedback against a buyer who has fucked you over.....But Hey......It's alright for the buyer to leave you negative feedback without any just cause......UNBELIEVABLE......Then we get to what one is allowed to sell or more correctly not allowed to sell......I remember when the buggers were first starting off and were desperate to have anything listed on their site.....Cans of fresh air, Pacific water, turds, in fact anything that sprung to mind that the punters may buy......Now it's all politically correct....but let's still put the listing prices up and treble the "shop" owning price.....we are big and know it all......SO SOD THE LITTLE MAN.......Then they had the gaul to go on a spending spree and tried to buy up the opposition......Paypal is a case in hand.....Now....Let's get this straight.....There is nothing wrong with Paypal.....In fact.....It's a damned good means of payment on the internet but so were a few other on-line payment companies.....but alas they have fallen by the wayside because of the heavy-handed onslaught of Ebay...Forcing sellers just to offer Paypal as the sole means of payment......Then the buggers decided it would be a good idea to get their name even more recognised by holding seminars around various countries teaching people how to list and sell on the site.....BLOODY HELL....If you can't work out how to list or open an on-line shop.....Then you, DEADHEAD....Shouldn't be doing it in the first place......Getting back to the childish "feedback" system.....Why is it when sellers say have over 25000 feedbacks they seem to become immune from being struck off????.....There are a few nameless sods with well over 100000 feedbacks that have on average 300 - 500 negatives ones per month and not a bloody thing happens to them!!!!!.....Could the answer be that Ebay doesn't want to loose their business!!!!!

In the end though they have the on-line auction market sawn up.....There are a few other sites out there but it's Ebay the punters go to first....But they came unstuck when they bought “Skype”……..They paid an inflated price of $250 million and are now trying to off-load it for $140million…Good business eh???.......So I suppose that I will just have to grin and bear it, and keep racking the money in.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Have A Larf

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: "Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says, "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvette?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. The blond "sighs" and says,” please not another Breathalyzer test.”

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Savoir," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND JAM IT UP YOUR ASS!" The Teacher fainted.