Stuck Up!!

Father In The Dock For Slapping Boy Who Tried To Glue Granny To The Toilet

Mr Llewellyn lost his temper as a result of the youngsters prank. He struck young Kai. He left bruise that a witness reported to the police. (You can legally hit your children so long as you don’t leave a mark, which is why torturers make good parents.)

At Manchester Crown Court, the assembled heard that Llewellyn had been living “in harmony”, whose mother had died in 2007.

The grant, Mr Llewellyn’s mum, was reportedly “amused” by the attempted gluing.

Says the accused:

“I was extremely annoyed by this and over-reacted, assaulting him to the arm. I accept on occasions I have used physical actions to correct Kai. I no longer use physical methods to control my son.”

Llewellyn, from Beswick, Manchester, is ordered to serve a 12-month community order and attend a Probation Service ‘New Direction’ programme.

Grandma is advised to lift the seat. And Kai is warned that if you glue granny to the toilet, first make sure that you can reach the sink and have a good store of carrier bags…