Sex Mad!!!

Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife

The man is seeking help after being unable to meet his wife’s insatiable appetite and constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.

He arrived at his local police station in south-western Germany complaining that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years in order to escape the clutches of his sex-crazed wife.

The couple have been together for 18 years and have two children.

In a statement police said: ‘Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested.

‘At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.


'He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night.’