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Bird watchers in Lincolnshire are getting all “worked up” because of naughty goings-on in some of their hides.

Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust asked visitors to remember that there are rules to be observed while birdwatching, that noise can disturb the animals, and that the hides are for "quiet enjoyment only".

The misuse of the structures, which remain unlocked all night, came to light after a bird spotter heard loud sexual sounds coming from a nearby hide in the south of the county…..The poor pathetic Twitter!!

Lincoln Police said they were not aware of an increase of reports regarding public sex acts.

Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust spokesman Rachel Shaw said: "Someone complained that they thought they had heard someone having sex in the bird hides in south Lincolnshire.

"There's certain things that happen at nature reserves that really shouldn't.

"It's not a huge, huge problem, I hope this is just a one-off incident…….Well…..It makes a change for them from catching speeding motorists or ganging up on protesters….

PC Nick Willey, a local wildlife crime officer, said: "Up and down the country, hides are used for all sorts of things like drinking dens, and places for teens to hang out.

"The best thing to do is report this kind of behaviour to the police, the wildlife trust or any warden monitoring the wildlife hide.

"That way if these instances become regular occurrences, local officers can pay more attention." ….I bet they can!!!!!