Here’s A Banking Offer!

Open an account, get a free AK-47
A Florida company is giving away free AK-47s to new customers who sign up for its credit-card-processing service.
MerchantService.com, based in Sarasota, isn't packing heat at its offices, though. New customers will get a voucher, to be used "towards the purchase of a firearm at any reputable gun shop where you must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires," according to the Florida blog, The Pulp.
The voucher can also be redeemed for cash.
Only businesses that open an account for 15 or more stores and do more than $1 million in volume get the bonus of the $750 assault rifle.
Businesses that only have one store and do $100,000 in volume get a $50 voucher.